she's married to the muffin man...

birdvessel:

an accomplishment

rrrowr:

deucaliony:

making friends by bonding over ships and mutual hatred for assholes

bless

I’M ON FIRE.

pundercracker:

I’m not like other guys.

I’m covered in salt and incredibly flexible.

I live in a paper bag.

I’m actually a soft pretzel.

evaelenasmith:

by ~OCaptainMyCaptain

Jim and Bones are Best Friends Forever

sirdef:

northwangerabbey:

Sulu’s like “whatever, drama queen.”

is sulu texting

Movie Masterpost 

allisonargent-s:

Just a shit ton of movie links. You’re welcome.

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humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

samwinshester:

[x]

meredith, how do i open a new tab

bobeestinger:

best transition ever